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 an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)

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PostSubject: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:09 pm

this is an online chat convo on like www.omgele or something where u talk to strangers but most ppl fux around like me


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna have e sex
You: im skilled in e sex
Stranger: rofl okay
You: alright
You: just checkin
You: sex?
Stranger: haha yepp
You: ..
You: not what i meant lol
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: female haha
You: oh
You: awesome.
You: well
You: what are u doin in this sex
Stranger: talking to u
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Razz
You: not what i meant
You: i guess ill start
You: and ill make up something for u
You: cuz im skilled at this
You: ur just sittin there
You: in ur room
You: waiting for me
You: and ur just almost naked
You: and im walkin down the street
You: and a murderer comes
You: kills me
You: takes my place
You: goes to ur house
You: and since we dont no wat each other look like
You: u have sex with him
You: the end
You: good story eh?
Stranger: lol theres a problem though
You: told u i was skilled
You: what?
Stranger: u got killed halfway through ur story
You: true
You: so
You: instead
You: i come back to life
Stranger: so who is it that im talkin to
You: fuck u after the killer fucks u
You: and then
You: the end
You: or
You: im thekiller
You: i killed my self
You: maybe im suicidal
You: who knows
You: not me
You: I AM HIGH ON PCP
You: now then
You: alright
You: lets try this
You: what are youd oing in this e sex
Stranger: talkin to u
Stranger: hahahhaah
You: ...
You: alright
You: well
You: i get up from the computer
You: use some gay ass teleporting device that i have to dance to lady gaga music to activate
You: and it teleports me to asia
You: i say fuck
You: and a asian man uses his magical fish powers to send me to ur house
You: i knock on ur door
You: i then slit my wrists
You: and die
You: cuz im suicidal
You: but dont worry
You: i had a pheonix down
You: so i come back to life
You: (u gotta do stuff too)
Stranger: lol im listening to u die..u died twice now
You: 3 times
You: cuz im dead
You: *dead**
Stranger: oh but ur still talkin
You: heart attack
You: no im not
You: ...
You: CANT STOP CANT STOP TILL YA GET ENUF COME ON
You: PCP PCP PCP PCP
You: weeeeee
You: well then
You: im alive in ur room
You: and i grab some sexy paper
You: and some sexy crayons
You: and i color a elephant
Stranger: haha i know what would shut u up Razz
You: and tell u its sexy
You: what
Stranger: im really a guy
Stranger: HAHAHHAAHAHAH
You: so?
Stranger: HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
You: i go all 3 ways
You: sometimes 4
You: mere sexy
You: oooo yeah.
You: I FUCKING LOVE COLORING
You: but dont worry
You: this time will b different
You: this time
You: i like rape
You: u didnt shut me up
Stranger: haha k so ur a 12 yr old ye?
You: 11
You: and i love anal
You: from old men
You: with popsicles
You: i love popsicles
You: im also
You: A FUCKING RHINO
You: STAMPEDE NIGGA
You: NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
You: FUCK YO COUCH
You: AAHHHHH SHIT
You: NIGGAS GOT MY LEG
You: HE CUT IT OFF
You: AND THEN SHIT DOWN MY NECK
You: ITS BLEEDING
You: I HAVE B ALLS OF STEEL
Stranger: so whats ur name
You: ill rip off ur head and shit down ur neck
You: im osama
You: i have a best friend i play codmw2 with
You: in my bat cave
You: he beats me all the time
You: hes kinda s he
You: hes a shemale
Stranger: wats codmw2
You: heh can roll down the hillw hile sucking his own dick at 70 mph
You: call of duty modern warfare 2
Stranger: ohh that gay shit
You: PFFT
You: that isnt gay
You: noob
You: haxor
You: FUCK
You: geta life nub.
You: I GOT 8 LVL 80S
You: SO THAT MAKES MY DICK 12 INCHES
You: my epenis is 2 feet long
You: WTF AKARA IM TRYIN TO SELL THESE BLUES
You: DAMNIT IM TRYIN TO MF HERE
You: WHERES THE GODDAM SELLING SHITAHHHHHHHHHHH
You: FUCK
You: damnit
Stranger: LOL i bet ur some overweight fatass that wears glasses and shits himself whenever a fat bitch says hi to u
You: OMG HOWD U NO
You: my names franz
You: ferdinand
You: lol
You: and i wack off to justin beiber
You: and michael jackson's coffin pictures
You: theyre great
You: i love fake noses
You: theyre all
You: fake
You: and dead
You: but not really dead
You: cuzc theyre plastic
You: and fake
Stranger: lol u bore me kid
You: orly?
You: nub
You: nubby
Stranger: lol der fuks a nub
You: ITS A PENIS
You: FUCK
You: noob
Stranger: so wats a noob then
You: du bist ein dumme schlampe!!!!!!
You: a noob is a condition of the female vagina
You: its technical name is
You: holyshitacologisticals
You: its pretty much a pussy taht oozes purple
You: its horrible
You: but tastes like yogurt
You: the good kind
You: my mom has it
You: its great
You: its my breakfast
You: lunch
You: and dinner
Stranger: lol the only pussy you'll ever see is ur own
You: didnt you call me a du de
Stranger: u just grew a vagina
You: woah
You: its fun too
Stranger: cos nature knows whats best
You: i can shove stuff so far
You: its amazing
You: well
You: lets play a game
You: its called
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: or we can play
You: MONOPOLY
You: ur choice
You: THEYRE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT U
You: RUN NIGGA RUN
You: HES GOT A SANDWIICH
You: FUUUUCK ASS
You: THEYRE EATING HER
You: THEN THEYRE GUNNA EAT ME
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ASS
You: ill rip off ur head and shit down ur neck
You: eat shit and die
You: ive got balls of steel
You: blow it out ur ass
Stranger: what balls?
You: these over here
You: quick
You: grab them
You: theyre called
You: BILLY MAYS HERE
You: with another fantastic product
You: i call it
You: the penis pump
Stranger: where u from?
You: just pump pump pump
You: and it fucking explodes
You: 20 payments of 99.99
You: USD
You: dont worry kids
You: its nto a rip off
You: im billy mays
You: and im fucking dead.
Stranger: where u from
You: my asshole
You: i spawned out of myself
You: its amazing
You: i know
Stranger: so ur an asshole
You: exactly
You: well
You: sorta
You: im also a vagina
You: and a vaguda
You: and chicken vaginas
You: are good fried
You: well
You: thats enuf for one convo
You: enjoy ur stay at teh rape dungeon
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PostSubject: Re: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:15 pm

the one i posted above was my second favorite ( my favorite one got deleted ._.)
heres another

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lets pla y a game
You: animal sounds
Stranger: okay
Stranger: WOOF
You: guess what animal says taht
You: no im goin >.>
You: always
Stranger: fine.
You: meow
Stranger: cag
Stranger: t
Stranger: cat
You: close
You: its a penis
You: next
You: moo
Stranger: cow
You: correct
You: oink
Stranger: pig
You: no
You: its my ass
You: nexty
You: ding dong
Stranger: doorbel
Stranger: l
You: thats not a animal
You: jeez u fail
Stranger: dog
You: correct
Stranger: gorilla
You: wrong
Stranger: octopus
You: in my ass
Stranger: lion
You: in ur ass
Stranger: meow
You: up ur ass
Stranger: what thef uuuuuuc ck
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PostSubject: Re: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:16 pm

A wild "random convo" has appeared.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: talk dirty
You: oh
You: lets roleplay
Stranger: i m so horny
You: ur a little japanese school girl/boy i dont know
Stranger: ok
You: im a big rhino
You: im stampeding with other r hino
You: goin fuck u
You: i start rubbin my feet on the ground
You: and snorting really loudly
You: i get ready to take my dick out my rhino pants
You: i bend u over
You: and realize
You: my gigantic rhino penis wont fit
You: so i fucking explode
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: gtfo
You: aww.
You: that was dirty
Stranger: yes yes
You: there was dirt everywhere
You: ima f uckin rhino
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: yes yes
You: yes yes
Stranger: yes yes
You: jinx
Stranger: yes yes
You: u owe me tits
Stranger: yes yes
You: or gtfo
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: ughhhhhhhhh
You: pwnd.
You: now do it
You: b4 i stampede
You: im a fuckin rhino remember
You: im also
You: FIRIN MA MEDIOCRE EMPLOYEE
You: so quiet.
You: im..
You: dying
You: theres only one way to save me
You: tits
You: or gtfo
Stranger: gtfo tits?
You: get ur tits out
You: or moobs
You: b ut if their moobs
You: i dont wanna see them
You: send them to someone else
You: well
You: i ama rhino
You: maybe
You: quieres sexo conmigo
You: a tu madre le gusta mi pene en su ano
You: es muy divertido
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PostSubject: Re: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:29 pm

hahah nice Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:53 pm

Rofl wow.. e sex..
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PostSubject: Re: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:13 pm

lawl, your kinky but i can top that

you: 16 M aus
pub: 11 F buttsex??
you:ohh plz
pub: im sorry i mean buttsex in brazil
you: if thats where you wanna be then im cool with it
pub: its a place you pervert
you: what?!?
pub: a place in brazil called buttsex, its where i live
you: hold on
you have disconnected
*checks google maps*
you have reconnected
you: wow your right
pub: i know
you: wanna have buttsex in buttsex??
pub: goodbye fuckin perve
pub has been a whiny little princess bitch and disconneted to go cry
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PostSubject: Re: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:46 am

lol ive seen that before
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PostSubject: Re: an amazing day in the life of pub(fuk brian :P)   Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:10 am

ummmmmm no ya havent
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